What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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A man killed himself.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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