stuarts mum

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Women's Rights

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Anti Joke

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