there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

yes i can connor, this is brett.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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