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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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