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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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