Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Women's Rights

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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