- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.