- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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