- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

all jokes aside...

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

give me a thumbs up

If you were a pie I'd eat you

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why was the gay guy sad?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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