- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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