- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

So a blonde walks into a wall...

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

sorry got to poo

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why was the boy laughing? Because

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