What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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