What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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balls

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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