- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Chuck Norris Dies.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Your mom is so nice.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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