Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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