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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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