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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

1+1=2

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Once upon a time, The end.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.