Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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