- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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