What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

We are lawyers

A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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