This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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