How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Women's Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Knock Knock! Come in..

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops