- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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