- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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