Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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How did th-A fridge.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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