where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Cows are land manatees.

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