Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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This is an anti joke

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Buzi vagy!

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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