- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

how do you save a black man ... u don't

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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