Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Minecraft.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Loperson

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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