- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What is a jew in space? Dead

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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