knock knock whos there open the door and find out

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Loperson

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

my shift key is broken1

In soviet russia, roses are violet

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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