What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Your mother is average.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What's blue? The sky.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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