- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

I woke up today

Knock knock What?

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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