- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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