- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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