- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

i am writing this because i felt like it.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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