why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Anti Joke

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