A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Set up Punch line.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Women's Professional _________

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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