A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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think twice or at least think

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Anti Joke

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