- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Nickleback.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Your sex life.

Elizabeth Warren

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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