Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Anti Joke

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