Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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