Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

what's worse then a blowjob?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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