The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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