We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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