My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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were you expecting a joke

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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