Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Where's my tractor?

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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