- Anti Joke

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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