What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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