Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Knock Knock Go Away

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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