what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Laugh

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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