what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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pudding

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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my shift key is broken1

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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