What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Cripples are lame.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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