- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

ecks! why zee?

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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