- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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