- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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