- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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