What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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TRICERATOPS!

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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If youre African, why are you white?

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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