Nickelback.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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breasts

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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