Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Girls Lacrosse.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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MySpace.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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