There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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A black student graduated High School

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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