A man makes a sandwich.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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breasts

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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