what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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The dewey decimal system

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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why was the boy sad? because.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What's two plus two? Window

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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your no better than a cockroach

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Okay.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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