- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What happened to my sunglasses?

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Women's Rights.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Mitt Romney

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??