- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Are you a tree

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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