What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

A seal walks into a club.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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