Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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