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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Your mom is so old she died

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

This statement is false.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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