What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

I'm hungry.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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