- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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