Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Chuck Norris Dies.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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