- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

knock knock no ones home

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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