- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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