- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No soap radio

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Vaginal secretions

what's worse then a blowjob?

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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